Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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