Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
