My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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