There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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