Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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