he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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