That's when you crack a 10am beer
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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