I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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