I need help removing her.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
My life is pants optional.
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