I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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