BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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