did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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