Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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