Bisexual people are plain selfish.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
