I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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