Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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