The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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