did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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