Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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