there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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