**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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