only if we run a train.
done.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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