I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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