You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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