Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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