dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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