I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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