More tranny stories later!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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