He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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