nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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