I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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