first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
it glows. i had to have it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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