We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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