Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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