I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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