So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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