They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
