I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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