I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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