just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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