ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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