are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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