with your own penis?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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