I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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