anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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