You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The beer is more important than you right now.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I supernannyed him into submission
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize