You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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