he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need to calm my uterus...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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