did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I could fuck to npr.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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