This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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