so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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