Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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