No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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