Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's never too late to be topless.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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