i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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