Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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