We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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