she woke up with a sticky ear
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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